Sunday, December 30, 2007

my BFF Bear

This is my best friend Bear. He is a thoroughbred (idiot). we like to race each other. He calls me a name like shorty shorty big butt and then I have to chase him. if I catch him I bite him on the butt and call him names like Brainless little feet or witless scaredy mare (this insult is especially good cause he's a gelding).

*note from Aubern... Ok so the boys get to galloping. Bear, being off the track, is usually about eight lengths ahead of Max. Max is hilarious, he goes tearing across the pasture. His short little legs a flying, tail flagging and ears to the sky. He's convinced that he's just as fast as his Bear. He doesn't realize that his lovely Baroque body wasn't made for speed!*

Bear and I have decided to hate things. like Ukon. Ukon thinks he's the Mare's whinny. Just because he's 17.3 and Dutch. I once told him that he wasn't the Mare's whinny because his people were pulling carts when mine were performing for kings. you know what he did? He kicked ME! I the greatest horse in the barn! Mom and Aunt Diane *the barn owner* said I deserved it. I say He's still a carthorse! Bear hates him because he has two big white stockings and a blaze. Bear and I are very proud of our socks. I have 2 and a half, and bear has only one. but I have a star too, so I'm better than Bear. but Mom says one day I'll be ALL white, and then I'll be even better than Ukon!!

we also hate guns, an idiot redneck (as Mom called him) got one for Christmas, and Bear and I had to spook alot and be twits because he had the nerve to go shooting behind My farm!

Bear says we should also hate Dogs Lying in Paths but I don't know about that. Bear also thinks that we should hate Kicks even more than Ukon but I like Kicks. He lets me win races and he is nice to groom with. he doesn't always get to come out with us, but I like it when he does. But I sometimes have to bite him.

1 comment:

Maximus said...

Max I worry about your sexuality when I see you frolic with Bear amongst the weeds!